when you drink water after chewing mint gum
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
how many eye contact until date
don’t try to guilt trip me i have no soul so it doesn’t work
how many dyslexic satanists accidentally summon santa
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
i just want to be touched really hard
like by a car
hit me with a car