itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

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slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel

liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

officialwhitegirls:

watching your bae talk to the another person 

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